Labelspotting: Is Your “Ice Cream” Really Ice Cream?
There’s a special kind of magic in the freezer aisle. You reach for something that looks like ice cream, feels like ice cream and tastes remarkably like ice cream. Then you flip the pack over and discover you’ve actually been invited to a slightly more complicated party. Images: Open Food Facts The ingredients list reads like a carefully negotiated treaty between dairy and the vegetable kingdom: potable water, sugar, milk solids, and then refined palm oil (along with its friends maltodextrin, starch, emulsifiers, stabilisers, and a supporting cast of colours and nature-identical flavours). The pack helpfully notes it contains 4.5% edible vegetable oil. That’s the quiet plot twist. What you’re enjoying isn’t ice cream at all, but a frozen dessert. So yes, you can call it “fake ice cream” if you’re feeling dramatic. Just know the manufacturers have already done the legal paperwork and called it something else. It looks the part. It melts the part. It delivers that soft, creamy hit o...